Southern Beale

I saw this posted over at Search for Integrity and thought: what a great idea! Hours of amusement shall ensue!

It’s a newspaper generator. Generate your own headline and body copy of a newspaper, real or fictitious, of your choice.

Should be the new slogan of the McCain-Palin ticket.

Hilarious. Mr. Beale and I were wondering what the hell that lawn was. Turns out it was the lawn of Walter Reed -- Middle School in North Hollywood, CA, that is:

Last night's creepy Edward Scissorhands backdrop for McCain's speech confused more than a few people last night.

Last night’s speech by John McCain was so lackluster, it took real effort to keep from switching to, oh, I dunno, a World Series of Poker rerun. As one commenter at Eschaton posted, “the crowd went mild.”

And what was up with the green screen? Have they learned nothing?

As Atrios likes to say, zombie lies never die. Well, someone better kill this zombie lie before it takes root.

Conservative blogs like Redstate are all over the myth that Sarah Palin winged her speech last night because the teleprompter malfunctioned.

Jim Voorhies was right. Last night's Daily Show segment pointing out the right-wing's hypocrisy as liberals react with horror to Sarah Palin was just too perfect. Thank you, Jon Stewart, for saying what my brain is to slow and my Google-fu too lame to articulate.

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