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Wild things

Submitted by Christian Grantham on May 8, 2008 - 9:43pm.

Monkeys, pit bulls, now pigs.

“Do you know anyone in our neighborhood who owns pigs?”

Me, “Pigs?”

Her, “There are two pigs in my backyard.”

Me, “Hahahaha! Pigs! In your yard?”

Her, “They’re mostly black. I’m afraid if they get to the road, they’ll be hit by a car.”

Me, “HAHAHAHA! Pigs! In your yard!”

Her, “I wonder if they’re wild pigs.”

Me, “There’s an otter or beaver or something in the abandoned pool next door.”

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