Man charged with having sex with a pit bull

This is probably one of the strangest things I've seen come through the news room in a long time. Andy Cordan has the complete story, including a copy of the affidavit.

The prosecution witness, James Waffird, is the owner of the dog. On the date in question he and Mr. Taylor started looking for Mr. Waffird’s pit bull. She was not in the cage and thought that Mike, the suspect, might have the dog because he usually comes and gets the dog to keep him company. As they approached the house where Mike was staying they heard the dog yelping. They were planning on throwing a firecracker in Mike’s room to scare him and Mr. Taylor looked inside to see what he was doing. When he did he saw Mike wearing a woman’s bra and panties on his knees. He was having penile sex with the pit bull that belonged to Mr. Waffird. The dog was yelping and Mike was making noises as well. Mr. Waffird went to the door and when he kicked the door open Mike jumped in to the bed to hide from Mr. Waffird. Mr. Waffird called the dog and when the dog came to him he noticed that she had some type of substance hanging from her bottom.

Here's what some of Nashville's Twitterati are saying about this story:

• emilythemom @nitweet hands down the grodiest thing I've. ever. read. totally regretting clicking on that link. ewwwwwwwwww. about 3 hours ago
• newscoma @nitweet I have no words on the dude in the dog story. about 3 hours ago
• katnap @nitweet Not YOUR post, but the guy. Gross gross gross. about 3 hours ago
• MK2Fac3 @nitweet I wonder if it was wearing liptick about 4 hours ago
• micchiato @nitweet which one was in bra & panties? about 4 hours ago
• mapthis @nitweet I think that probably qualifies as "messed up". about 4 hours ago
• ZenOfJazz @nitweet You know.. that's just plain dangerous.. if the dog doesn't like it, you're screwed about 4 hours ago
• jscheel @nitweet umm, wow. Was he in the bra and panties, or was the pit bull? Cause, you know, that's a fine distinction :P about 4 hours ago