Morning Browser: Crazy:30 Thursday

Crazies in the toy isle. Crazies on the YouTube.

• I need more IRL peeps who get me, Stat! - Sarcastic Mom
  I went to Walmart on Wednesday night to pick up some grocery items and decided to browse through the toy area to see if there were any inexpensive, small fun-toys that caught my eye for Braden’s Christmas Stocking. You know, ahem, to tell Santa about.

  I saw a toddler cleaning set in a box - toy mop, broom/dustpan, vacuum cleaner. And I thought about how Braden always wants to play with my vacuum cleaner and broom when I’m using them. A few steps away, there were similar items sold singly. So I was standing there looking at a small single broom, just checking it out up close and thinking about if it was worth the purchase, when a mother browsing with her toddler walked by and said, “Why would you buy that when there’s a whole set right over here for only $20!?”

  I ignored the first response that nagged to be vocalized, which would have been, “Why the hell are you worried about why I would buy anything vs. anything else, since I don’t know you, crazy Toy Bargain Lady?”




• Is This A Threat, Or "Just" A Crazy Person? - Sharon Cobb
  You are a stupid [EXPLETIVE]. You are all about these issues.

  -Abortion (sucking brains out of the back of a baby's head)
  -No guns in America (you wouldn't want black people to be able to defend themselves)
  -Higher taxation with next to no representation. (they must pay for the lifestyle of the black people so that they can remain poor and stupid)
  -Gay marriage

  I hope somebody sticks scissors in the back of your head so you know what it feels like. You obviously think that's an OK thing.