juices

Since BLTs are so quick and easy to make, I thought I'd show off my m

I was terribly cruel and insensitive to the plight of what remains of the Burmese people earlier this week by intimating that Queen Laura should quit begging the Myanmar junta to steal our tax money intended for the poor and needy (as our voracious Imperialist Hegemonic Empire is wont to do).

I may never again roast a chicken.

This was my thought after I dropped my husband off at the airport Sunday and drove acrosss town to Whole Foods to purchase the three-pound bird.

It was the celebrity kind of thing, like the girls of all ages being madly in love with Tom Jones. But in the early to mid sixties I was soooo in love with Martha.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was trolling around the town's Town Hall Complexing Complex , when a smartly dressed , Chief jackie was seen rushing into Jay Johnson's office without an appointment. He had several bags and plants on his/her person.
JJ's secretary : Sir , oh , excuse me chief , did'nt recognize you , ya can't go in right now , he's in a very important meeting. ( her eyes swelled up at the sight before her )
Chief jackie : puff puff , yes , I'm sure he is , butt , he will

Since about Thanksgiving, we have been drinking a lot of soft drinks.  That would be “cokes” for you folks from around here, and “pop” for some of you.  I have no idea what they call it in New York.  Whatever you call it, we, the