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Fight the Frump -Long Lashes without Chocolate Cake Crumbs!
Fight the Frump -Long Lashes without Chocolate Cake Crumbs!
Sunspots in Nashville
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Last weekend, Nashville ran out of gas. This was not because of significant shortages, but because of a belief that there were significant shortages. So, people rushed to get gas. And we ran out.
6 week mark
Typical Baptist
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When a Baptist* says “Lord’s Supper” he means “communion.” When she says “bread”, she means crackers. When she says “wine” she means “grape juice.” When a Baptist says “contemporary” he means the church bought a keyboard.
I speak Baptist fluently—the result of 30 years on the inside.
Touch me not...or, well, you can if you want to.
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Tonight on the way to Dairy Queen, as I was rubbing sanitizer into my hands and mumbling something about not being able to stand shaking hands with so many people, my mom accused me of having a phobia and being "weird." While I didn't really appreciate that (though I'm certainly no stranger to accusations of weirdness), I must admit there's something to it.
Our Own Sour Patch Kid
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Earlier tonight we were patting ourselves on the backs over the fact that we realize no matter how sweet the kid can be, she definitely has a mischievous side. Tonight she was being pretty difficult while we were out at dinner, but every time someone would come talk to her and she’d turn on the charm.



