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By now you all know about the bizarre lawsuit that the Scene and I are facing regarding this story about a stripper named Michelle Peacock who was arrested for offering to "ma

What a difference a day makes. Yesterday, when I made the trek to the media tent here at Belmont University, the site of the second Presidential Debate, it was a relatively smooth process.

I'm still too shaky, so rather than typing out a narrative of what just happened, here's the instant message version:

On Monday night, Anton Andreev crept into his 13-year-old step daughter’s room and began taking pictures of her with a flash while she slept. His wife saw the flashes and the next morning checked the family’s home computer for photos.

It's really not so much the "willingness' to work; most of the folks I work with every day would gladly go to a job on time, every day, just like the rest of us, if only that job could pay them enough to pay the rent and buy groceries each month.  That many of the available jobs -

Did you hear about the veterinarian who was barred from performing any surgery because he suffered from bouts of epilepsy? The cops busted him for attempting to operate on a sick predatory bird but the case was thrown out on a technicality. It was an ill eagle surgeon seizure.

In This Corner: The oft-derided mall security guard

Ilissa Gold attempts to correct some misinformation about college kids registering to vote in their college town:

Yes, that’s a Family Guy reference. Yay if you got that.

In an attempt to rid myself of all negative energy so that I can enjoy the upcoming three-day weekend, here is a list of what is grinding my gears today: