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But this is an episode of Cribs you gots to see.

Be sure to pass that offering plate round one more time, fools.  Revvum Wright needs a heated inground pool with a rotisserie spit barbecue for when his chickens come home to roost.

The Vol Abroad has it figured out.

Squegee Monkey won the New York State Gymnastics category for All-Around and as you read this, I’m sure you realize that I don’t know what I’m talking about.

I chew gum. I read on the internet that chewing gum keeps the spit flowing and helps reduce tooth decay. It also makes you smarter. So I chew.

We're starting to get out more and packing more into every day. When I look back over the week, I can't believe it's just been a week, probably because I've been awake for so much of it.

Last night I was walking into a store with Kenzo. I looked over and saw that she had a little dirt streak on her face. So with out thinking I stuck my finger in my mouth to get it wet and then tried to wipe the goop off her face.

She said, "Dad, that's gross. Using your spit to clean my face."

She was right. It is gross. Why do people do that? I remember my Mom doing that to me, to get a little hunk of some

Have you ever, as a parent, thought, "I need someone to make this decision for me?" Like this is a question that a dad ought to be making...then you realize, "oh...I am the dad in this situation."

We have a couple of those going on right now at the AtwoodZoo. Big decisions about schools (cue the foreboding music) middle school. And these seem like the kind of decisions that could impact the future.

The homeless often suffer from violent acts at a level that would boggle the minds of most people. On almost every day, clients tell me about things that have happened to them at the hands of both average citizens and other Homeless.

Anger is dumb.  It doesn’t work.

The waiter brings you Diet Coke instead of just plain Coke.  Does chewing him out get you a Coke faster?  Nope.  And it might just get your entree spit on.

The lady at the front desk doesn’t have your reservation in her computer.  Does throwing a tantrum get you a room any faster?  Nope.  And you might just get stuck on the smoking floor.